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yanks02's InsaneJournal:
| Thursday, July 19th, 2007 | |||
| 6:05 pm | I have this strange sudden urge to write the most channish/non-connish Snape fucks young!Harry in any position/place/with whatever kink he wants piece of smut I can think of (and my imagination knows no bounds). Not quite sure what brought this on. *rolls eyes* Seriously. It's ridiculous and totally LiveJournal to pull this shit when fandom is shut down because of the book coming out. If all the chan has to go somewhere, I'm ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} yanks02 on Greatest Journal. Just FYI.It's so funny looking at pitcures of the Chelsea party. All these D list celebraties and are all SMILES OMG SO HAPPY TO BE HERE WAVE TO ALL MY AODRING FANS and the footballers are like running through the cameramen and thus the only pictures I see are of their backs lmao. There's a billion pics of Paris (*dies at the thought of her hitting on poor Frank again lmfaaaaao*) and all these "actresses and actors" that I have never heard of, but very few of the actual boys. It's so funny lmao. K so I have learned that not only are heels srs bsnss but so is wearing too fancy of a dress in July. Never mind if you are doing a modeling gig in said dress.. nope it's July and thus you should wait to wear the fancy dresses in like.. December. Not quite sure why I never knew that rule. ETA: Added link above if you didn't know what I was on about. My favourite part is this: This includes threats of physical harm against the President or other executive officers, child pornography (photos or videos), or other material -- including drawings and text -- that explicitly depicts minors under the age of 18 (real or not) in a graphic sexual context. Or, in other words: Romeo and Juliet is okay. Teens talking about their experiences with sex is okay. Smut focused on a twelve year old is not okay. 1. So I can call W a huge sack of stinking shit and that's okay? 2. If I recall correctly, wasn't Juliet about 14 or 15 in the play? Someone pointed that out to them. I still don't understand the reply but whatev. Clearly, their love was not srs bsnss like the chan is. 3. So I can have Harry talking to Ron about how humiliating it was for Snape to make him suck his cock in class before fucking his brains out and that's okay? Awesome. | ||
| 6:53 am | Wow. So, who knew high heeled shoes were TOTES SRS BSNSS!!!1!!!11". Seriously man. They spurn hate apparently. War in Iraq? Totally over high heeled shoes. I mean, my God. She's really upset about it too. o.O Like odes of paragraphs about the symbolism and the moth to a flame and stuff. *backs away slowly* | ||
| Wednesday, July 18th, 2007 | |||
| 10:09 pm | I stumbled upon this today on youtube and remembered how much I absolutely fucking adored this show. My friend Evan and I do this dance all the time. *giggles* And she can do Carlton's dance so. fucking. perfect. | ||
| Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 | |||
| 9:45 pm | AJSAKSHAJSHLAKJSHALKJHSKJA SO.MUCH.SQUEE.OMG. The San Jose Earthquakes will return in 2008! MLS commissioner Don Garber will announce at Wednesday's All-Star Game press luncheon that the league has accepted Lew Wolff's proposal to have the Earthquakes play next season. From my Soccer Silicon Valley newsletter! AJSHKASHKJAHSKAJHSKAHSKHAKS!!!11 They won't get any of my boys (*hooopes*) but I'm excited. | ||
| 8:57 pm | *hops* Depart Oct 05 Fri Depart Philadelphia (PHL) at 8:25 PM Arrive in Houston (HOU) at 11:15 PM Return Oct 08 Depart Houston (HOU) at 3:30 PM Arrive in Philadelphia (PHL) at 7:45 PM I am going home in October to: 1. see my boys play 2. see my boys play Becks 3. be at my neice's birthday party 4. BE OUT OF THE NORTH OMG 5. go home. *sigh* Is 3 months away too early to be this excited? Also. Let this be heard now. I am only bringing home a carryon bag. No luggage. *nods* <. | ||
| 5:51 pm | |||
| 12:26 am | I'm definitely going to bed and having nice dreams tonight... pint_of_shame has killed me spectacularly. I. Yes. *hand motions* I've been sitting here squeaking at it. I can't even. You have no idea what that picture is doing to me. Does anyone have the original? Because I would give body parts, sex, whatever if someone had the original version. I can't. I'm going to go sleep. Or something. *shifty* | ||
| Monday, July 16th, 2007 | |||
| 11:55 pm | I'm a sheep... ...actually, no. I just don't need to be told to do a picspam twice. 1. list your 2. state current club and country, also say why you lust them. 3. supply pictures of said players. 4. tag five people. I might have gotten a little carried away with a certain person. *coughs* ( Ahhahahaha did you actually think one of my picspams would be dial up friendly ) | ||
| 8:08 pm | AKJSHAJKHS VICTORIA I CAN'T ILU AND PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT ME WEIRD IN THE LOBBY AND I DUNT CARE. | ||
| 7:24 am | AKJHSKJAHSKJHA I JUST REALIZED TODAY IS VICTORIA'S SPECIAL ON NBC @ 8:00!!111!~!1 Also.. she was on Jay Leno Friday (how did I not know that?!?!): ( Cut for video ) Love. her. | ||
| Sunday, July 15th, 2007 | |||
| 10:54 pm | After tonight, my boys set the MLS record for consecutive shutout minutes. They have not allowed a goal in 695 minutes and are unbeaten in 10 matches. And: 06/03 - Sunday FC Dallas W, 2-1 06/07 - Thursday Colorado Rapids W, 2-1 06/10 - Sunday @ Columbus Crew W, 2-1 06/21 - Thursday Chivas USA W, 4-0 06/24 - Sunday @ Kansas City Wizards W, 1-0 06/30 - Saturday @ FC Dallas T, 0-0 07/05 - Thursday New York Red Bulls W, 4-0 07/08 - Sunday D.C. United W, 1-0 07/12 - Thursday @ Chicago Fire W, 4-0 07/15 - Sunday Toronto FC T, 0-0 That's right bitches. Check out them stats. *dances* Also... Chingy was v. upset after tonight's game. Like kept going after one of the Toronto players. I do not know what happened but do know I liked it and wanted to see more of it pls. | ||
| 8:57 pm | Thank you boys. This...  ... is why I slash. Seriously. So perfect it is unreal. | ||
| 7:27 pm | I did a massive friend's cut just now. We'll see how well I sit with that and I might be trimming further in the near future. I just feel like all I ever do is scroll through my friend's list and I don't want to do that anymore. I know I am to blame for some of it, as my interests have changed from when I first started LJ but I'm allowed to have changing interests, just like how everyone else is allowed that as well. No hard feelings, and as always if you want to stay, then just leave me a comment. I went through it pretty fast and might have checked the wrong box, you never know. *sigh* I just feel so... weird lately. I said to Beiz that if I didn't adore my user name I'd just like to start all the way over. Anyway, I'm rambling. | ||
| Saturday, July 14th, 2007 | |||
| 10:41 am | Well, t' beizy and I did not go to jail. Yayes. We did start the night out talking pretty loud slash at TGI Friday's and knew that was a bad sign. There were several inappropriate moments in the theatre. beizy's "nghasha" noise when Umbridge slapped Harry was priceless. We kind of just pawed at each other and made anguished noises anytime Snape and Harry or Harry and Sirius were on screen. It was great fun.OMG OotP was amazing still the second time around. I also cried more at the end. Wtf? How do you cry more instead of less? This does not bode well for the future. We've also got about.. 8 porn plots now. I will make her write them, oh yes. She's also writing me/Bear Grylls crack fic because nghhhhhhhhh Bear. Was a fun day. She's in the shower right now (*leers*) and then we are going to go do something, what I am not sure. ♥ Potter Potter Potter Potter House-boy House-boy | ||
| Thursday, July 12th, 2007 | |||
| 5:48 pm | I HAS A TONI!!!! I got the OK magazine from nikki1804 today. THANK YOU SO MUCH ZOMG. I seriously read it at lunch and then walked around with a huge smile on my face the whole day. OMG. I thought I couldn't love her and him and them anymore than I already do but I was so wrong. I just AKJSHKAJSHJAHSA.The interview from before the wedding had me like cracking up and getting all teary eyed. Will quote. Toni, will you be turning up late? (For the wedding and no clue why they just asked her. Maybe she's late all the time?!?) Toni: No, it's my big day. No way am I going to be late. I'm never late! John: You've just turned up 20 minutes late for this interview. Toni: I know, that's your fault because of your suit fitting. I promise that I'll be on time that day. AJSHKJAHSKJAKJ. Also omg of the cry: Do you think you'll be emotional on the day? John: We're both quite emotional (side note: no really?). I think as soon as I see Toni in her dress, that will start me off. Toni: And as soon as I see John upset, I'll start crying. We'll start each other off. Srsly. Another of the cry: John apparently proposed twice, once in Dubai in 2003 (which was more of a promise as John explains it) and then again in May after the babies were born: What about the second proposal? Toni: The babies had just come out of hospital and we put them in their cots for the first time. As they were sleeping, John got down on one knee and proposed. It was so romantic - just so perfect. AKJLJSLAKJSLAKJSLKAJSLKAJSLAKJSLA. I can imagine Em's heart attack right now. I made a strangled moaning/whimpering sound when I was reading. God I love them. Also, big huge wonderous hugs to kay_elf because she needs it right now. I love you hon, even if you aren't reading this because you've deleted. ♥ | ||
| Wednesday, July 11th, 2007 | |||
| 8:54 pm | For Em. Other people as well, but her especially. Feeed the scooousers. Let them know it's Christmas time! Feeeed the Scooousers. Let them know it's Christmas time! | ||
| 11:26 am | Um. Morning porn, yes. (hi-res)
God, but I've missed you John. *licks and bites your shoulders* | ||
| 2:46 am | Made. Of. Squee, AKJKSHKHALKSHLKAJSKAHSKJHSASHAKJSHAKJHKA ( Cut for spoilers but mostly Johnna moaning and orgasming about various bits ) | ||
| Sunday, July 8th, 2007 | |||
| 8:52 pm | OMG DEROSARIO WTF HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR?!?!?!?! Oh my god. *cries* | ||
| Saturday, July 7th, 2007 | |||
| 3:38 pm | Yes, I'm spamming... I'd like to do really bad things to Keith Urban. That is all. | ||
